During the wedding rehearsal, the groom pulled the priest aside and whispered:
“Here’s $100. When you get to the part where I have to say ‘obey’ and ‘forsake all others,’ just… skip it, okay?”
The priest nodded silently and took the cash.
The big day arrives.
When the vows came, the priest turned to the groom and declared:
“Do you swear to cook, clean, do laundry, rub feet, hand over the remote, and never glance at another woman, even in a dream, until d*ath or a dishwasher sep*rates you?”
The groom’s eyes widened. He stammered,
“I-I do?”
After the ceremony, the groom yanked the priest aside:
“What the heck happened to our deal?!”
The priest handed back the $100 and whispered:
“The bride’s father paid me double… and threw in a lawnmower.”
