At a seminar for elderly women on how to maintain a loving relationship with your husband, the speaker asked:
“How many of you love your husbands?”
All the women raised their hands.
Then she asked, “When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?”
Some said “today,” others said “yesterday,” and a few couldn’t even remember.
The women were then instructed to send their husbands a simple text:
“I love you, sweetheart.”
After sending the message, they were asked to swap phones and read the incoming replies aloud.
Here are some of the hilarious responses:
“Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?”
“What now? Did you crash the car again?”
“I don’t understand what you mean.”
“What did you do now? I’m not forgiving you this time!”
“????”
“Don’t beat around the bush—how much do you need?”
“Am I dreaming???”
“If you don’t tell me who this message is really for, you’re dead!”
“I told you to stop drinking!”
And the best one of all:
10. “Who is this?”
