An older couple took a bus trip for their anniversary.
After a few minutes, the old lady shuffled to the front and offered the driver a bag of peanuts.
“How kind of her,” thought the driver as he drove on, happily munching on the peanuts.
A few minutes later, the old woman shuffled over again with another bag of peanuts.
“What a nice lady,” thought the driver, eating the peanuts.
Throughout the journey, the old lady kept bringing the driver bags of peanuts. He was grateful but understandably confused.
Just before the couple got off, the driver asked the lady, “Thank you, but where did you get all these bags of peanuts?”
The old lady smiled, “My husband and I love chocolate-covered peanuts!”
The driver frowned, “But these weren’t chocolate-covered.”
The old man nodded, “Yeff, you fee, our teeff can’t manage peanuts, so we just suck the chocolate off…”
