Wife Honey can u please help me clean the garden? Husband – I look like a gardener?
Wife-Sorry Honey, OK then fix de bathroom door. Husband – Do I look like a carpenter?… Then the husband walks out.
After coming from where he went, he found the garden clean and the door fixed.
Husband: I knew my wife u can do this all by yourself
Wife: It’s Not Me
Husband: Who then? Wife: John Our neighbour,
Husband: How much did u paid him? Wife: No money, he just gave 2 options, bread or s*x
Husband: Hope u gave him bread
Wife Do I look like a baker? No..
