A man walked through his front door after a long day at work, only to find his wife of ten years frantically throwing her clothes into a set of luggage.
“What on earth is going on? Where do you think you’re going?” the shocked husband demanded.
The wife turned around, slammed a suitcase shut, and said defiantly, “I’m moving to Las Vegas! I just found out today that there are wealthy men out there who will happily pay me $500 cash to do exactly what I’ve been doing for you here at home for completely free!”
The husband froze. He stood there and quietly pondered her statement for a brief moment. Then, without saying another word, he walked over to the bedroom closet, pulled out his own travel bag, and aggressively began packing his clothes.
“What the hell do you think you’re doing?!” she screamed, hands on her hips.
The husband zipped up his suitcase, looked her dead in the eye, and smiled:
“Oh, I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I just have to see how on earth you plan on surviving on $1,000 a year!”
