During Sunday service, the preacher gave a sermon on “Forgive Your Enemies.”
He asked, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?”
About half the congregation raised their hands. He asked again, then almost everyone did.
Only one 93-year-old woman, Mrs. Johnson, kept her hand down.
The preacher asked, “Mrs. Johnson, don’t you have any enemies?”
She smiled. “No, I don’t.”
Surprised, he invited her to the front and asked, “How did you manage to live 93 years without a single enemy?”
Mrs. Johnson grinned and replied,
“I outlived every one of those bitches!”
