A bodybuilder was proud of his perfectly tanned, muscular body—but there was one little problem.
No matter how much time he spent in the sun, one particular part stubbornly remained pale.
So he came up with a brilliant solution.
He went to the beach, buried himself in the warm sand, and left only that one little part exposed to the sun.
He was lying there peacefully when two elderly ladies happened to walk by.
One of them stopped, poked the exposed part gently with her cane, and sighed.
“There is truly no justice in this world.”
Her friend looked confused.
“What on earth do you mean?”
The old woman shook her head sadly and began counting on her fingers.
“At 20, I was curious.”
“At 30, I enjoyed it.”
“At 40, I demanded it.”
“At 50, I paid for it.”
“At 60, I prayed for it.”
“At 70, I forgot all about it.”
She pointed at the unfortunate sunbather and sighed dramatically.
“And now that I’m 80… those things are growing wild on the beach!”
She paused, looked down at her knees, and added:
“Too bad I’m too old to squat!”
