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The “Third Grader”

Two elementary school teachers took their students to a racetrack for a fun day out.
During a bathroom break, one of the teachers took the boys to the restroom.
A few seconds later, one of the boys shouted from inside:
“Ma’am! We can’t reach the urinals!”
The teacher looked around, realized the problem, and sighed.
With no other option, she went inside and helped the boys up one by one.
Everything was going smoothly until she picked up the fourth “boy.”
She immediately froze.
This kid looked… unusually mature for elementary school.
Trying not to stare, she quickly composed herself and smiled awkwardly.
“Wow… you must be in third grade, right?”
The “boy” stared at her in complete confusion.
“Third grade?”
Then he laughed.
“No, ma’am. I’m actually the jockey riding the favorite in the next race!”
The teacher’s face turned bright red.
The jockey grinned and added:
“But thanks for the lift!”