A mechanic dies and arrives at the gates of Heaven.
Saint Peter checks his clipboard, nods, and lets him in.
A few days later, strange things start happening.
The heavenly gates suddenly open and close perfectly.
The clouds glide smoothly.
Even the golden elevators stop making that mysterious “ding” sound.
God looks around suspiciously.
“Who let a mechanic in here?”
Saint Peter checks the records.
“He was on the list, Lord.”
God sighs.
“Fine. But send him down to Hell. We already have enough maintenance staff.”
God calls Hell.
“Send my mechanic back up. He’s supposed to be in Heaven.”
The Devil immediately replies,
“Absolutely not!”
God frowns.
“He belongs in Heaven.”
The Devil laughs.
“Too late!”
“He already installed air conditioning, fixed the heating system, and put coffee machines everywhere.”
“Hell has never been this comfortable!”
God gets annoyed.
“I’ll sue you!”
The Devil laughs even harder.
“Go ahead!”
“Who are you going to get as your lawyer?”
“They’re all down here!”
God pauses.
The Devil grins.
“And tell Saint Peter to send another mechanic while you’re at it.”
“The coffee machine is making a weird noise.”
