Two wives went out for a girls’ night and, after a few drinks, decided it was finally time to head home.
On the way, nature called.
They spotted a quiet cemetery and decided it was the perfect place for a quick bathroom break.
Unfortunately, they had nothing to use afterward.
One woman used her underwear.
The other grabbed a small wreath from a nearby grave.
The next morning, one husband called the other.
“Buddy, no more girls’ nights!”
“Why?”
“My wife came home with no underwear!”
The other husband sighed.
“You think that’s bad?”
“Mine came home with a wreath stuck to her clothes.”
“What did the card say?”
He replied,
“It said…”
‘From all of us at the Fire Department. We will never forget you.’
The first husband went silent.
Then he said,
“Yeah… I think we both need to start asking questions.”
