Three robbers broke into a bank late one night, expecting to find stacks of cash.
They cracked open the safe and froze.
Instead of money, it was packed with dozens of cups filled with a strange white substance.
One robber looked confused.
“No cash… but hey, at least we found something to eat!”
So the three of them happily ate the “yogurt” and left.
The next morning, the newspaper headline read:
“WORLD’S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED!”
The three robbers suddenly realized…
They hadn’t robbed a bank.
They had just committed the most embarrassing breakfast mistake in criminal history.
