A burglar broke into a house late one night.
He clicked on his flashlight and started rummaging around for valuables.
Suddenly, out of the dark, a voice said:
“Jesus knows you’re here.”
The burglar nearly had a heart attack! He switched off the flashlight and froze. Silence. After a few minutes, he shook it off and kept searching.
Then he heard it again:
“Jesus is watching you.”
Now completely freaked out, he swung the flashlight beam around the room—until it landed on a parrot sitting in a cage in the corner.
“You said that?” the burglar hissed.
“Yep,” the parrot replied. “Just giving you a heads-up… he’s watching.”
The burglar exhaled in relief.
“Warn me? And who exactly are you supposed to be?”
“Moses,” said the bird.
“Moses?!” The burglar burst out laughing. “Who on earth names their parrot Moses?”
The parrot tilted his head and answered calmly:
“The same people who named their Rottweiler Jesus.”
