A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping.
It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented,
“Hmmm…. That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills. “The boy quickly replied,
“That’s right, lady. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.”
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked:
“How long before I can get a haircut?”.
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said:
“About 2 hours.” The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked:
“How long before I can get a haircut?”.
The barber looked around at the shop and said:
“About 3 hours.” The guy left.
A week later the same elderly guy stuck his head in the shop and asked:
“How long before I can get a haircut?”
The barber looked around the shop and said: “About an hour only.”
The old guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said:
“Hey, Bill, do me a favour.
Follow that old guy and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn’t ever come back”.
A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked: “So where does that guy go when he leaves?”
Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said:
“To your wife!
