A Man Walked into a Supermarket with His Zipper Down – This Is Hilarious!
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A checkout girl walked up to him and said, “Your barracks door is open.”
Not a phrase men usually hear, he looked puzzled but continued shopping.
When he was almost done, another man approached him and said, “Your fly is open.” Realizing the situation, he quickly zipped up and carried on.
At the checkout, he accidentally ended up in the same line as the girl who had warned him earlier.
Deciding to have a little fun, he grinned and asked, “When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing at attention?”
The girl paused for a moment and then replied:
“No, no I didn’t… but I saw a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags.”
