Out of breath he asked,
“Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.”
The nun agreed…
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
“Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied, “He went that way.”
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
“I can’t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don’t want to go to S*ria. ”
The nun said, “I understand completely.”
The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don’t want to go to S*ria either.”
