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A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s Day.

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s Day.

As they had not been dating very long, it was a very difficult decision.

After careful consideration, he decided a good gift would be a pair of gloves.

Accompanied by his sister, he went to the store and bought the gloves.

His sister purchased a p*ir of p*nti*s at the same time.

The clerk carefully wrapped both items but in the process got them mixed up.

The sister was handed the gloves and the young man got the p*nt*es.

The young man mailed his Valentine’s Day gift with the following note:
“This special Valentines Day gift was chosen because I noticed you are in the habit of not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister, I would have chosen the ones with buttons, but she prefers short ones that are much easier to remove. These are a lovely shade, the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and they looked quite lovely.”I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time; no doubt, other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.”
When you take them off, remember to blow on them lightly before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I’ll be kissing them in the future. I hope you’ll wear them Friday night for me.”

Love, Cuddle Bear