After 50 Years of Marriage, He Had a Plan ðŸ˜
A 70-year-old man bursts through the front door, face beet-red, completely out of breath.
He screams at his wife who is cleaning in the kitchen:”Honey! Pack your bags right now! I just checked the lottery numbers… I hit the jackpot! We just won 50 million dollars!”
The old woman drops her frying pan on the floor. Her heart is pounding, and she’s practically crying tears of joy.
She rushes over and asks:”Oh my God! Are you serious? This is incredible! How should I pack? High-end summer clothes for the beach, or warm designer coats for a winter trip to Europe?”
The old man looks her dead in the eye and replies flatly:”I don’t give a damn what season you pack for. As long as you grab all your crap and get the hell out of this house before I change my mind, I’m happy!”
