Before her heart surgery, a wife looked at her husband and said,
“I’m scared… I love you.”
He smiled and replied,
“I love you even more.”
After the operation, she woke up and saw only her father sitting beside her.
“Where’s my husband?” she asked.
Her father grinned.
“Don’t you know who gave you the heart?”
“What?!” she gasped, bursting into tears.
He couldn’t hold it any longer.
“Relax… I’m kidding.”
“He just went to the bathroom!”
