A woman hears a knock at the door. When she opens it, a man asks,
“Do you have a spare room?”
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning, the same man shows up. Again, he asks,
“Do you have a spare room?”
She slams the door once more.
That night, when her husband gets home, she tells him what’s been happening.
The husband says, “Honey, tomorrow I’ll stay home. If he shows up again, I’ll hide behind the door. Answer ‘yes’—I want to hear where this joker is going with it.”
The next morning, the man knocks again.
“Do you have a spare room?”
The wife replies, “Yes, actually, I do.”
The man grins and says,
“Great! Then tell your husband to stay in yours and stop sneaking into mine!” 😂
