Everything Was Reassuring… Until the Last Sentence
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on gurneys next to each other, outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?”
The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.”
The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze.”
The second kid then asks, “What are you here for?”
The first kid says, “A c*rc*mcision.”
And the second kid says, “Whoa, Good luck, buddy, I had that done when I was born…Couldn’t walk for a year.”
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An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she thinks that she is pregnant.
Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, and crying, the mother says. “Who did this to you? I want to know!”
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A distinguished man with gray hair and dressed in a very expensive suit steps out and enters the house. He sits down in the living room with the girl’s father and mother and tells them, “Your daughter has informed me of the situation. However, I can’t marry her because of my wife and family but, I’ll take care of my responsibility and will tell you this, that if a girl child is born, I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory each and $1,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you think I should do?”
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, “You’ll have to do it again”
