A husband sent his wife a frantic text:
“Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office!”
“Tina brought me to the hospital. They’ve been running tests and taking X-rays.”
“The blow to my head was pretty serious. I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, and a compound fracture in my left leg.”
“They’re even talking about possibly amputating my right foot.”
A few seconds later, his phone buzzed.
His wife replied:
“WHO IS TINA?”
The husband stared at the screen.
He had just survived a car accident…
But apparently, Tina was the real emergency.
He slowly put his phone down and whispered,
“Forget the hospital… I need a lawyer.”
