He Failed His Own Heaven Test
Brigitte Bardot, a famous French film actress known for her pr*v*cative r*les, arrived at the gates of Heaven after her d*ath and asked to be let in.
The saint guarding the gate came out and said:
— “If you want to enter Heaven, you must cross that rainbow bridge. But there is one condition: anyone with impure thoughts will fall into the abyss below, filled with eternal fire. Now… step onto the bridge.”
The actress went first, and the saint followed behind her.
She nods.
Steps onto the bridge.
Calm.
Focused.
The gatekeeper follows right behind her.
Watching.
Judging.
Halfway across the bridge, suddenly there was a loud crash.
She turns around.
The gatekeeper is gone.
Just flames below.
