He Tried to Say Goodbye… but Left a Business Card Instead
A lawyer’s wife p*ssed aw*y.
At the funeral, everyone fr*ze when they saw the tombstone:
“HERE LIES PHYLLIS, WIFE OF ATTORNEY MURRAY WILLIAMS
SPECIALIZES IN DIVORCE AND MALPRACTICE”
People whispered… *“That’s in bad taste…”*
Her husband just stood there crying.
His brother snapped:
“You really turned her funeral into an ad campaign?”
Murray wiped his tears and said:
“You don’t understand… I gave them my business card.”
A long silence.
Then he added softly:
“…they didn’t even include the phone number.”
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Little Johnny had to take care of his baby sister while his mum and dad went shopping.
To pass the time he decided to go fishing and reluctantly took his little sister along.
“I’ll never do that again”, Little Johnny said to his mum, “I didn’t catch a thing”!
His mum said “Oh, next time I’m sure your little sister will be quiet and not frighten the fish away”.
Little Johnny said,
“It wasn’t that. She ate all the fxxxing bait”.
