I am a very lucky man.
My girlfriend and I had been together for over a year and had decided to get married.
I had only one problem: her attractive younger sister. My future sister-in-law was 22 years old and almost always wore tight T-shirts—usually without a br@. Every time she bent over, you had… let’s just say: a very good view. What surprised me was that she only seemed to act this way around me.
One day my future sister-in-law called me. She wanted to show me the wedding invitations.
When I arrived, she was home alone. She quietly told me she had feelings for me. She explained that she desired me and only wanted to be with me once – before I married her sister. I was completely speechl-ess.
Then she said:
– “I’m going upstairs to my room now. When you’re ready for the adventure, just follow me.”
I stood there paralyzed, watching her go. After a moment, I turned around, ran to the front door, and jumped into my car.
Suddenly:
My entire future family was standing outside and applauding.
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law took me in his arms and said:
– “We’re so glad you passed our little test. We couldn’t have wished for a better husband for our daughter. Welcome to the family!”
Moral of the story:
Always keep your c0nd0ms in the car – not in your jacket pocket.
