Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye. His teacher asked, “What happened, Johnny?”
Johnny sighed, “Our house is tiny, so my parents and I all share one bed. Every night, my dad asks if I’m asleep. When I say no, he slaps me!”
The teacher advised, “Tonight, just stay dead quiet and don’t make a sound.”
The next morning, Johnny showed up with his whole face severely swollen.
“My goodness!” the teacher gasped. “What happened this time?”
“I followed your advice,” Johnny explained. “Dad asked if I was asleep, and I stayed completely silent. Then, the bed started shaking violently. Mom was breathing heavily, kicking her legs up, and making loud noises.
Suddenly, Dad gasped, ‘Are you coming?’ and Mom cried out, ‘Yes, I’m coming! Are you coming too?’ Dad yelled, ‘Yes!’
Well, they never go anywhere without me, so I jumped up and screamed, ‘Wait for me, I’m coming too!'”
