My mom always thought I was the holiest child in the family.
Sometimes she would even complain:
“My son, at least have some female friends na! You’re too holy!”
Two days ago, my mom was invited to her friend’s wedding, so I escorted her.
Unfortunately, we got stuck in serious traffic
Since it was getting late, my mom decided we should lodge in a hotel and continue our journey the next morning.
After paying for the room, I was relaxing on the bed when my mom went to plug her phone into a socket.
I quickly shouted:
“Mom! Don’t use that socket o! It can damage your phone!”
My mom fr*ze.
“Eh? How did you know?”
Before I could answer, she narrowed her eyes at me.
“Wait first… So you’ve been bringing girls to this hotel?”
“Nooo, Mom! I just looked at the socket and knew it wasn’t good!”
After plenty explanation and cross-examination like a CID officer, I finally convinced her.
The next morning, as we were leaving, we passed through a certain junction known for “night business.”
Suddenly, one lady shouted from across the road:
“CONQUER!!!”
I turned around in shock.
She continued:
“My best customer! You didn’t come yesterday! Why? And na this one you carry today?”
