One evening, a husband looked at his wife with a grin and said,
“You know… maybe we should start washing your clothes in SlimFast.”
She raised an eyebrow.
“Oh really? And why’s that?”
He smirked.
“Might help shrink a few inches off your backside!”
She didn’t argue.
She didn’t roll her eyes.
She didn’t even respond.
She simply smiled…
A smile that should have warned him.
The next morning, the husband grabbed a clean pair of underwear.
The moment he shook them open…
Puff!
A cloud of mysterious powder exploded into the air.
Coughing, he shouted,
“Honey! Why is there baby powder in my underwear?”
She peeked around the corner with the sweetest smile imaginable.
“Oh, sweetheart…”
“That’s not baby powder.”
She paused just long enough.
“It’s Miracle-Gro.” 😂
