Never Underestimate a 73-Year-Old
He shocked his wife by saying he’d rather be with a 23-year-old. Her reply was priceless.
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said,
“Fifty years ago, we had a cheap house, a junky car, slept on a sofa, and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV. But hey, I got to sleep every night with a hottie, a 23-year-old girl.
Now… I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed, and a large-screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 73-year-old woman.
So I said to my wife, ‘It seems to me that you’re not holding up your end of the deal.'”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She calmly replied,
“No problem, dear. Go find yourself a 23-year-old.”
“And I’ll make sure she falls in love with a man who lives in a cheap apartment, drives a rusty car, and has to ask permission before buying a sandwich.”
“Then you’ll both get exactly what you deserve.”
Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems.
