She Asked One Question He’d Never Been Asked Before
A woman goes into the forest and meets a forest dweller. She speaks to him and asks what he does.
Man: “Yes, I live off berries and leaves here, and I’m actually doing quite well!”
Woman: “Don’t you have a wife?!”
Man: “No, I’m all alone.”
Woman: “And what do you do when you really feel like it…?”
Man: “Then I’ll find a knothole and that’ll do the trick.”
Woman: “Don’t you ever want to be with a real woman and stuff…?”
Man: “Yes, of course!!!”
She bends down and l*fts her skirt. He takes a running start and kicks her full force in the bottom with his shoe!
Woman: “Tell me, are you crazy????”
Man: “Why? I have to check if there are any squirrels inside first!”
