A wife walked into the garage and found her husband slowly sneaking around with a broom in his hands.
“What on earth are you doing?” she asked.
Without looking up, he whispered, “Shhh… I’m hunting spiders.”
She laughed. “Really? Have you caught any?”
He smiled proudly. “Yep. Seven so far.”
“Seven?” she asked. “How many were male and how many were female?”
“Four males and three females,” he answered without hesitation.
She folded her arms and grinned. “Oh, come on… how could you possibly tell the difference?”
He leaned on the broom and said, “Easy.”
“The four males were hiding behind the TV…”
“…and the three females were standing in front of the bathroom mirror.”
