A large plane is flying from Los Angeles to Chicago. One of the flight attendants walks to a 19-year-old blonde model sitting in first class and asks to check her flight tickets.
“Your ticket says economy class, miss. Please go back to your seat,” the flight attendant says kindly.
The confident woman answers with an attitude:
“I’m blonde, I’m good-looking, I’m sexy, I’m on my way to Chicago, and I’m not gonna move from this seat!”
The flight attendant tried a few more times, but without success. So she asked the co-pilot for help, but he got exactly the same answer:
“I’m blonde, I’m good-looking, I’m sexy, I’m going to Chicago, why would I move? Stop wasting my time!”
So the co-pilot went back to the cockpit and asked the captain what to do.
“What kind of passengers are they?” the captain wondered.
“A blonde, younger woman,” the co-pilot said.
“I’ve got this,” said the captain. “I’m married to a blonde and know exactly how they work!”
He walked to the 19-year-old, leaned forward, and whispered something in one of her ears.
The model, after listening carefully to what the captain said, quickly got up and ran back to her seat in economy class – all while mumbling to herself:
“Why did they not say that from the start?”
The flight attendant and co-pilot were in shock. Of course, they immediately asked the captain what he had whispered.
The captain’s answer:
“Nothing much! I just told her that first class is not heading to Chicago.”
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