Tarzan and Jane meet and grow closer.
At some point, Jane asks him curiously: “Tell me, Tarzan… you’ve been living alone in the jungle for so long. How have you man@ged all these ye-ars with your, well, urges?”
Tarzan asks her what she means. She explains it to him, he thinks for a moment and points to a tree: “Tarzan uses a knothole.”
Jane, who feels sorry for him, says: “But Tarzan, that’s no comparison to a real woman! Come here, I’ll show you how it’s really done.”
She sl*ps off her sk-irt, be-nds over, spre@ds her legs and invites him to try it with her.
Tarzan walks up to her, pauses briefly – and then kicks her in the @ss with full force!
Jane screams in pain and gasps through tears: “Tarzan! Why did you do that?!”
And Tarzan replies with a shrug: “Tarzan, first check if there are any squirrels inside.”
