The Bear and the Rabbit
A bear and a rabbit are walking through the woods when they find a genie lamp.
They rub it, and a genie appears, offering them three wishes each.
The bear thinks and says, “I wish all the other bears in the forest were female.”
Poof! His wish is granted.
The rabbit says, “I wish I had a motorcycle.”
Poof! A motorcycle appears.
The bear, thinking bigger, says, “I wish all the bears in the country were female.”
Poof! The genie grants his wish.
The rabbit says, “I wish I had a helmet.”
Poof! A helmet appears.
For his final wish, the bear says, “I wish all the bears in the world were female.”
Poof! His wish is granted.
The rabbit revs his motorcycle, puts on his helmet, and says, “I wish the bear was g@y.”
Then he speeds off into the sunset.
