A man came home early from work because he wasn’t feeling well.
The moment he walked into the bedroom, he noticed his wife looking unusually nervous.
She quickly asked, “Why are you home so early?”
“My boss told me to go home and get some rest,” he replied.
Suddenly, there was a loud CRASH from inside the closet.
The husband turned around.
“What was THAT?”
His wife forced a smile.
“Oh… probably just the cat.”
The husband walked over and opened the closet door.
Inside stood a man wearing nothing but a towel.
The husband stared at him.
“WHO ARE YOU?”
The man thought for a second and nervously replied,
“I’m the closet repairman.”
“The closet repairman?” the husband repeated.
“Yes, sir. Your wife said the closet door was getting stuck.”
The husband looked him up and down.
“Then why are you wearing only a towel?”
The man sighed.
“Honestly… that’s what I’m trying to figure out.”
He paused and added,
“When I started fixing the closet, I was fully dressed!”
The husband slowly looked at his wife.
She suddenly became very interested in the floor.
