A car full of Irish nuns was sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin when a group of rowdy drunks pulled up beside them.
One of the drunks shouted, “Hey, show us your crosses, ya bunch of penguins!”
Mother Superior was shocked.
She turned to Sister Mary and whispered,
“I don’t think they realize who they’re talking to. Show them your cross!”
Sister Mary rolled down the window and shouted,
“Piss off, ya bunch of fools, before I come over there and teach you some manners!”
She quickly rolled the window back up, sat quietly, and looked at Mother Superior.
“Did that sound cross enough?”
Mother Superior stared at her for a moment.
Then she smiled.
“Very impressive, Sister. I think they just received a full sermon!”
