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The Golden Rule of Math and Magic Wands

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary at a quiet, romantic restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny, beautiful fairy materialized on their table and announced, “Because you have been such an exemplary and faithful couple all these years, I will grant you each one wish!”

The wife squealed with excitement, “Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband!” The fairy waved her wand, and abracadabra!—two luxury cruise tickets appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husband’s turn. He thought about it for a moment, looked at his wife, and said, “Well, this is incredibly romantic, but a chance like this only comes once in a lifetime. I’m sorry, my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”

The wife was crushed, and the fairy was deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So, the fairy made a swift circle with her magic wand, chanted abracadabra!—and the husband instantly turned 92 years old.