The Hat on the Beach
A man was relaxing on the beach one sunny afternoon, stretched out comfortably on the sand.
He wasn’t we@ring much at all — in fact, the only thing covering him was a small cap placed carefully over his priv@te area.
People passing by tried not to stare, but one woman walking along the shore couldn’t help noticing him.
She stopped beside him, looked down with disapproval, and shook her head.
“Well,” she said, “if you were any sort of gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.”
The man opened one eye, looked up at her, and paused for a moment.
Then he smiled and replied:
“If you were any sort of a hot lady, the hat would lift by itself.”
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A Blonde Woman Asks For A $5000 Loan
A blonde woman goes to a bank in New York before going on vacation and asks for a loan of $5,000.
The banker asks, “Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?”
The woman says, “Yes, of course. I’ll use my Rolls Royce.”
The banker, stunned, asks, “A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?”
The woman is absolutely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers mock her. They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out. They park it for two weeks in your underground car park.
When she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.
The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question. We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. Why would you want to borrow $5,000?”
The woman replies, “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
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