On a dreary Monday morning, an employee called his boss: “I’m terribly sick, boss. I think I’m going to need the entire week off to recover.”
The boss, stressed about the heavy workload, replied, “We’re way too busy for that! Look, whenever I’m feeling under the weather, I immediately go home and have passionate sex with my wife from behind. Works like a charm every time! You should really give it a shot.”
Later that afternoon, the employee called back, sounding completely re-energized. “Boss, your advice was an absolute lifesaver! I feel fantastic now and will be at my desk tomorrow at 9:00 AM sharp.”
“That’s amazing news!” the boss beamed. “I told you it worked.”
The employee added:
“Oh, and by the way, boss… you have an absolutely beautiful bedroom.”
