I walked into a Chinese takeaway last night, and the owner asked me, “What do you do for a river?”
Confused, I replied, “What do I do for a living? I’m a comedian.”
The owner nodded and said, “Go on then, change color.”
“No!” I corrected him. “I’m a comedian, not a chameleon!”
He shrugged. “Okay, tell me a joke, make me raff.”
“You want me to tell you a joke and make you laugh?” I asked.
Right at that exact second, his cooking pan burst into massive flames. Panicking, I pointed and shouted, “Wok! Wok!”
And the owner cheerfully replied, “Who der?”
