A woman walked into a jewelry store and spotted a stunning diamond ring.
She leaned closer to admire it—and accidentally let out a tiny fart.
Trying desperately to pretend nothing had happened, she pointed at the ring and asked,
“Excuse me, how much is this one?”
The jeweler glanced at her, smiled, and said,
“Ma’am, if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to need a bathroom when I tell you the price!”
She immediately stepped away from the display.
Apparently, that diamond came with a very powerful price tag.
