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The Shopping Math

Wife: “Honey, look at that gorgeous dress in the window! It would look perfect on me!”
Husband: “Forget it. It’s way too expensive, and we don’t have the money.”
Wife: “But it’s 50% off! That means we’d be saving a fortune!”
The husband smiled.
“Exactly.”
She looked confused.
“Exactly what?”
He pointed toward the motorcycle shop across the street.
“If I don’t buy that $5,000 motorcycle, I save $5,000.”
She stared at him.
“Okay… so what does that have to do with my dress?”
He smiled.
“Nothing. Go pick out five more dresses.”
She raised an eyebrow.
“Why?”
“Because I’m trying to save enough money for my motorcycle!”
She walked away shaking her head.
Marriage is amazing.
You can turn almost any argument into a financial investment plan.