A woman was flying to Italy for an international conference.
Her husband drove her to the airport, helped with her luggage, and gave her a goodbye hug.
Before she headed inside, she smiled and asked,
“Is there anything you’d like me to bring back for you?”
He laughed and said,
“Sure… bring me back a beautiful Italian girl!”
She simply smiled, waved goodbye, and boarded her flight.
A week later, he picked her up at the airport.
As they drove home, he asked,
“So… how was the conference?”
“Wonderful,” she replied.
After a few moments, he grinned and asked,
“And what about my souvenir?”
She looked puzzled.
“What souvenir?”
He laughed.
“The Italian girl I asked you to bring home!”
She smiled mischievously.
“Oh… that.”
She paused just long enough to make him nervous.
Then she said,
“Well… I did my best.”
“Now we’ll just have to wait about nine months to find out whether it’s a girl.” 😂
