A nun climbed into a taxi and noticed the driver kept stealing nervous glances at her in the rearview mirror.
Finally, she smiled and asked,
“Is something troubling you, my son?”
The driver blushed.
“Well… I’ve always had one silly fantasy.”
“I’ve always wondered what it would be like to be kissed by a nun.”
The nun thought for a moment.
Then she said,
“Perhaps…”
“…but only if you’re single…”
“…and Catholic.”
The driver smiled.
“I am!”
The nun leaned over and gave him a long, heartfelt kiss.
The driver suddenly pulled over…
Covered his face…
And started crying.
The nun looked concerned.
“My son, what’s wrong?”
He sniffled.
“I’m so ashamed.”
“I lied.”
“I’m married…”
“…and I’m Jewish.”
The nun burst into laughter.
“Don’t worry.”
“My name’s Kevin…”
“…and I’m on my way to a costume party!” 😂🤣
