Passing a secret pre-wedding screening takes incredible moral fortitude—or just an impeccable sense of preparation.
Jacob and Jessica were deeply in love and everything was on track for a perfect wedding. However, their path to the altar faced one massive, highly distracting hurdle: Jessica’s 20-year-old sister. She routinely wore incredibly provocative clothes and dropped unmistakable, deliberate hints whenever Jessica wasn’t around.
The tension peaked one afternoon when the sister called Jacob over to “check the wedding invitations.” When he arrived, the house was completely empty.
Locking eyes with him, she whispered that she had uncontrollable desires for him. “Just once before you commit your life to my sister,” she purred, sauntering slowly up the stairs. At the top, she dramatically removed her panties, tossed them down at him, and vanished into her bedroom.
Stunned, Jacob stood frozen at the bottom of the steps for a long moment. Then, he spun on his heel, bolted out the front door, and marched straight toward his car in the driveway.
Waiting right there by the vehicle was his future father-in-law.
With tears of pride in his eyes, the older man enveloped Jacob in a massive hug. “We are absolutely overjoyed!” the father cried. “You passed our secret family loyalty test with flying colors. We couldn’t ask for a better, more faithful man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!”
The moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in the glove compartment.
