The Worst Golf Comment Ever
A man limps into A & E with a black eye, broken arm and limping badly. The doctor asks how it happened?
“Well, me and the wife have just retired and thought we ought to take up a sport or pastime together, so we decided to play a round of golf.”
Doctor “So were you run over by a golf trolley”?
Man -“No, we both drove off at the first tee and the balls flew way off target and landed in the farmer’s field next to the course. I climbed over the wall and was met by the angry farmer”
Doctor – “The farmer beat you up”?
Man – “No, he said that one of the balls had hit one of his cows, he lifted the cows tail and there was a golf ball stuck firmly up the cow’s backside”.
Doctor – “Did the cow kick you”
Man – “No, I held the tail up and I could see that the ball had my wife’s markings on it so I called to her -“Look here love, this one looks like yours”! “That’s the last thing I remember.”
