This Hospital Clearly Treats Patients VERY Differently
A medical school graduate starts her residency in a hospital for unusual cases
On her first day, she’s getting a tour of the facility by her supervisor while she takes notes.
They make their way to a room with a man who is masturbating ferociously. The med school grad asks her supervisor, “What disease does this man have?”
“Oh, it’s a very rare disease in which the patient goes into shock if he doesn’t achieve an orgasm every hour or so.”
The young woman becomes instantly fascinated and writes in her notes.
The two walk towards another room where a man is receiving oral sex from a very attractive nurse. The young graduate asks her supervisor the same question.
“Oh, it’s the same disease as the previous patient. This one just has a better health plan.”
Read more…
Little Johnny is sitting in class one day, and the teacher is going to go over agricultural stuff, like farms, and whatnot.
So she asks the class how does a farmer tell the weather on his farm, nobody seems to know, except of course, little johnny, who’s frantically waving his hand with the answer, so she decides to let him try to answer the question.
Little Johnny says: the farmer uses a weather vane to tell the weather!”
ok, that wasn’t so bad, so the teacher then asks the class what kind of animal is the weather vane?
again no one but little Johnny seems to know the answer.
Reluctantly she lets him answer.
Little Johnny says with a big smile on his face: “why teacher, it’s a cock!”,
well the teacher sighs to herself well after all it is.
So next the teacher asks the class:
” can anyone tell me why does the farmer use a cock on the barn as a weather vane?”
Of course, the same dumb blank look on all of the kid’s faces, except of course, for little Johnny,
again she reluctantly allows him to answer the question, knowing she’s probably not gonna like the way he phrases it.
Little Johnny stands up in front of the whole class and sez with a really big grin on his face:
“It’s a cock, cuz as everyone knows if it were a c*nt, the f*cken wind would just blow right thru it!”
