A man came home from work with two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” his wife asked.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind a pretty young woman when I noticed her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass.
So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can understand that,” said his wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well,” the husband said, “I figured she liked it that way… so I pushed it back in.”
