A Routine Traffic Stop… Until the Truth Starts Talking
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What’s the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I’m also going to give you a ticket for your br*ken tail light.
Man: Br*ken tail light? I didn’t know about a br*ken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Sh*t your m*uth, w*man!
Cop: Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he’s drunk.
