A group of military officers were debating the exact pleasure-to-effort ratio of m*king love.
The young lieutenant started, “I’d say it’s 80% pleasure and only 20% effort.”
The captain countered, “No, it’s a bit harder than that. More like 60% delight and 40% labor.”
The major groaned, “You’re both wrong. It’s heavy lifting. In my book, it’s 20% pleasure and a whopping 80% hard work.”
Just then, a private walked past the room. Curious to get a lower-ranking perspective, the officers called him in and posed the question.
Without missing a beat, the private smiled and said, “Sirs, in my experience, it’s absolutely 100% pleasure.”
Perplexed, the major asked, “That’s a pretty bold claim. How on earth did you arrive at that figure?”
The private grinned and replied:
“Because if there was even a single shred of effort involved, I’m completely sure you would have ordered me to do it for you!”
