A man lost both his ears in a very serious automobile accident but as a result received a large insurance settlement.
After some period of time he realized that he needed an assistant to help him manage his money.
He decided to interview several candidates.
The first candidate was very impressive and answered all the questions satisfactorily.
The interviewer then posed one final questions, “Do you notice anything unusual about me?”
“Well, yes,” the candidate replied. “You don’t have any ears.”
The interviewer was outraged as he was very sensitive about his lack of ears and dismissed the candidate.
The second candidate was a very attractive woman who also answered all the questions satisfactorily. Again the interviewer posed one final question, “Do you notice anything unusual about me?”
“Well, yes,” the woman replied. “You don’t have any ears.” The angry interviewer dismissed her immediately.
The third and final candidate was shown in. He too, answered all questions correctly.
Finally the interviewer asked him, “Do you notice anything unusual about me?”
The candidate replied, “I notice you’re wearing contact lenses.” The interviewer was delighted.
“How insightful. How did you happen to notice I was wearing contacts?”
“Well, you couldn’t be wearing glasses, you don’t have any ears.”
A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error.
He got the car and started sending it on errands. He became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes.
One day, he was home and his wife told him to tell the car to go and pick the children from school as she was very tired.
The man agreed and said to the car… “Car, go and bring my children from school.”
The car went and didn’t return in time as expected, they knew something must be wrong.
Several hours later and no car, the man became apprehensive.
He dressed up and got ready to lodge a report at the police station.
As he and his wife stepped outside they saw the car coming with an overload of children.
The car parked right in front of them and said… “These are your children sir..!”
In the car were their Landlady’s two daughters, his wife’s best friend’s daughter, his secretary’s son and their neighbours two sons.
The wife who was angry shouted at her husband: “Don’t tell me all these are your children!”
The man asked her calmly: “First you tell me why our children are not in the car?”
